- Independent Thinker = Crazy
- Ample = Large
- Fat and Sassy = Large and Loudmouthed
- Slender = Skinny
- Svelte = Anorexic
- Petite = Short
- Dynamic = Pushy
- Assertive = Pushy with a mean streak
- Moody = Maniac-depressive
- Looking for Mr/Ms Right = Looking for Mr/Ms Rich
- Uninhibited = Lacking basic social skills
- Irreverent = Mean and lacking basic social skills
- Aging Child = Self-centered adult
- Freedom loving = Undependable
- Young at heart = Over 40
- Chatty = Never shuts up
- Romantic = Horny
- Passionate = REALLY horney
