Why do little boys whine?
Because they are practicing to be men.Why do men like smart women?
Opposites attract.How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.How do men exercise on the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
ONE -He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to women?
Exchange him.What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.What's the difference between Big Foot and an intelligent man?
Big Foot's been spotted several times.Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?
So men can understand them.Why did God create man before woman?
Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.
