AUTOMOBILE ACRONYMS

BMW
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
Bust My Wallet

BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
Built Under Influnce (of) Captian Kangaroo

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cracks Heads Eats Valves Runs Only Lousy Elapsed Times

DODGE
Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FIAT
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Fix It Again, Tony!

FORD
First On Recall Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fault Of Research & Development
Fast Only Rolling Downhill

GM
General Maintenance

GMC
Garage Man`s Companion
Got A Mechanic Coming?
Got Mine Cheap
Gonna Miss Church

HONDA
Had One, Never Did Again
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing`s Driveable And Inexpensive

JEEP
Jumps Everything Except Payments

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

Mercury
Malfunctioning Engines Reduce Car Life Unless Rebuilt Yearly

OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick`s Irregular Leftover Equipment

PORSCHE
Proof Only Rich Suckers Can Have Everything
Put Off Raising Spoiled Children, Have Excitement

SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless