Men are like.....Bank Accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.Men are like.....Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like.....Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like.....Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
Men are like.....Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like.....Computers. Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
Men are like.....Coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like.....Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
Men are like.....Curling irons. They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.
Men are like.....Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table.
Men are like.....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like.....Bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
Men are like.....Government bonds. They take so long to mature.
Men are like.....Parking spots. The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small.
Men are like.....Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like.....High heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like.....Mini skirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.