the AOL/Netscape deal, here are the latest mergers we can expect to see:
Yale Locks, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Company merge to become:Yale Mary Fuller Grace.
Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler Crackers merge to become:
Polly-Warner-Cracker.
3M and Goodyear merge to become:
MMMGood.
John Deere and Abitibi-Price merge to become:
Deere Abi.
Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining merge to become:
Zip Audi Do Da.
Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil merge to become:
Honey I'm Home.
Denison Mines, and Alliance and Metal Mining merge to become:
Mine, All Mine.
Knott's Berry Farm and the National Organization for Women merge to become:
Knott NOW.
Xerox and Wurlitzer merge.
The new company will make reproductive organs.
Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New company will be called:
Fairwell Honeychild.
3M, J.C. Penney,and the Metropolitan Opera Company merge to become:
3 Penney Opera.
Netscape and Yahoo merge to become:
Net 'n' Yahoo.
