THE TRUTH ABOUT CATS & DOGS


 

What is a cat?
  • Cats do what they want.

  • They rarely listen to you.

  • They are totally unpredictable.

  • When you want to play, they want to be alone.

  • When you want to be alone, they want to play.

  • They expect you to cater to their every whim.

  • They are moody.

  • They leave hair everywhere.

  • They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.

Conclusion: They are tiny women in fur coats.

What is a dog?
  • Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.

  • They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but they don't hear you when you are in the same room.

  • They growl when they are not happy.

  • When you want to play, they want to play.

  • When you want to be alone, they want to play.

  • They are great at begging.

  • They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.

  • They leave their toys everywhere.

  • They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.

Conclusion: They are little men in fur coats

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