MY COMPUTER CRASHED TODAY

My computer crashed and died today
And I thought, "oh well what the hey"
Now I'd have time to clean my house
And see if I still had a spouse

It started out with weird frustrations
Combined with mild heart palpitations
And then my ankles began to swell
Withdrawal symptoms from no AOL

Chills ran up and down my spine
Oh, God I had to get on-line
To greet my buds and check my mail
I began to feel helpless and frail

Then I remembered the Good Guy's Store
And all those computers by the door
I'd go there and when alone
With no one looking I'd sign-on

I stepped up to a computer, clicked on AOL
The Sign-On screen came up, man it sure looked
swell
I clicked on the Guest name, then came the modem
sound
I was having cold-sweats, as my heart began to
pound

Then I typed my password, and the computer said,
"Goodbye"
And that's what I kept hearing each time that I would
try.
This was just an evil plot, the store was playing
tricks
If only they had known how bad I need my AOL fix