I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.
I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.
I shall meet all of my deadlines direcly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to recieve from missing them.
I firmly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.
If at first you don't succeed, there is always next year.
I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course, I decide to change my mind.
I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be done prior to begining the greater task.
I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan.
I will never put off untill tomorrow, what I can avoid forever.